From what Coach has described about some of the locals at the Buffalo Headwaters Challenge, that van would probably fit right in. You could see if the high school still has some of the old wrestling warm up suits....you know, the old school bell bottom ones. Picture pulling into a gas station and Denny hopping out of that van with one of those warm up suits on.
I can just see that van going down the highway with a few $6,000 bikes on the roof!!!