I hear ya on the doggy doo doo run, I would open the door for Selma (and it was quite obvious she had to go) and she would just look at me and run back through the house. I'm sure my neighbors think I'm crazy when I shovel about a 8 x 8 area for her to do her thing. They probably really think I'm crazy because I don't want her to feel left out so I grabbed a paper and went out there and copped a squat, man that was BRISK.